"It is definitely right and natural for a 75 year old man to always think about a teenage girl he saw on TV."

Actually, Vicky Christina Barcelona was a slight but entertaining flick.

Annie Hall - loved it when I was 20, but it really hasn't held up for me.
Sleeper - the first half is a funny skit and the second half is Woody thinking he's a funny robot and that no plot is necessary to make Diane Keaton suddenly be in love with him
Deconstructing Harry - fucking terrible
Hmm, that might be all I've…

There's "here's some shocking news" news, and then there's "here's a reminder of some bullshit you already know, in case you needed another thing to bring you down today" news.

"Please, Lord, don't let Miley Cyrus's secret identity as 'Hannah Montana' be revealed!"

@colflanders:disqus fell asleep for about 3 months in between the releases of "Only Happen When It Rains" and "Stupid Girl."

Hashtag Give Elsa a Movie Without Plot Holes You Can Drive a Sleigh Through

"And these! These are just Choose Your Own Adv… no, not even! They're those bullshit Find Your Fate knockoffs!"

To Kill a Mockingbird '16: Trump/Finch

"Are you kidding? Look at this vault! There are easily seventeen [turns; consultant whispers in ear] s-s-seventy-three additional novels about Scout in here!" - Lee's estate attorney

Spies like us? No, they don't, and they wish we'd stop!

Name one person who got rich off one property and then didn't spend the rest of their life trying to knock another one out of the park.

Kuz he's a Ziggy
He worked with Iggy
He's a Space Oddity

At least one member is still fine, as the Blink page on Wikipedia was clearly written by someone in the band…

Blink 181… 9,999 Maniacs… Gang of Three then Two then One…

"My friends say DeLonge should act like he's going to bogey. What's the par again? What's the par again?"

As of 1:03am central time, I can't tell if @avclub-022199896b1f52952c180b60caa681bd:disqus's joke explanation of how indie music works or @avclub-ae4e54badbfda78b679ee94b275acc8d:disqus's downthread serious beliefs of how indie music works come from the odder universe.

"The 2,072-LP set is also available on 1,682 compact discs or 1,499 cassettes."

Release the Kraken Album!

In the future, we'll turn to using colostomy bags as currency, and Reagan's face will be emblazoned on them.