"Fuck this year / Seriously / Right in the ear" is definitely a Prince lyric. There's no way it isn't.

Dude, keep your mythical beings straight.

It can be two things.

"OK, fine. Less celebs. More children instead. Got it" - Death, who as you should know is a fuckin' prick

"That Kristen Stewart's a real Geldof."

Look at DeWitt on you!

Wait, is this the show where one of the cast members wanted to quit so they made them film a bunch of scenes where they'd call in to check on the plot of the episode?

"It's perfect. There's 3 of them, and that's how much company the movie needs!"

[Panicked] [Singing under breath] Come and knock on my door, come and knock on my door…

Rahm would appreciate it if you called him MAYOR Dick.

When he played it on broadcast TV, they asked him to change it to "Excuse me while me and the sky spend some time together."

I haven't watched it recently, but I'd describe it as a drama about funny people.

Which half?
Even during the somber moments, to me she's still playing the character in the same way.

Oh you mean Gunny McGunrights?

I wish y'all had let "DURING" stick around as shorthand for when everyone rushed to tell the same joke. I miss "DURING."

They'll learn that right after they learn to check if someone's already posted their Simpsons quote of choice!

Last I heard from him, he found out a friend was Jewish and was asking that person why their people killed Jesus.

I don't think so, but it's entirely possible other people knew this guy!

Hey, Adam Sandler's gonna come after you now for theft of intellectual property.

Nope, just a dude with a narrow world view who couldn't deal with people being different from him. He didn't drink, therefore anyone who drank was a bad person and should be shunned.