It's the guns.

How many chimps does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: the male chimp does it while the female chimp looks at his face.

Let's stop fucking them.

I wonder how many cunnilingus jokes Downtown Julie Brown had to endure. Is the still getting them I wonder?

Has anyone told you that you'd make a great father?

Your loss.

You're fine with people owning animals, but not jerking them off?

I have serious doubts about your palate if a hamburger left out in the sun all day is your finest meal in the world.

You could have made your point without using the quote and the bold tag. Why didn't you?

Yeah, it's weird how directors sometimes cut scenes that don't work because the actors who read the script and signed the contract decide they don't want to do them.

It's funny because they don't understand cats won't put up with their "but I'm just a wittle baby" bullshit.

Don't we all?

Sometimes I momentarily understand the mindset of people who use the otherwise disgusting phrase "virtue signaling".

Shitting on reddit while spreading awareness of the availability of illegally obtained intellectual property? Nice work, professor Skilodge.

His hair is like a shark's fin.

The finale was shit anyway, but I agree that it's very likely it will suck.

Jon Snow 79 was just correcting my original 'Esteros' typo, that I've since edited.

It's hilarious that russian authorities complain about russophobia, when everything they do seems tailor made to fan it and condemn the russian people to worldwide hatred.

It's your ad-blocker…

Thank you.