I just couldn't listen to Vulnicura as much as any of her other albums, because it's so filled with pain. Sonically it was wonderful, but why would I want to relive her breakup again and again?

Mirkwood elves are not for hire. Only a human would dare suggest such a thing.

Does winter come in Essos as well? Why is it such a big deal that the white walkers are coming if there's a whole other warm continent? With a good fleet, can't the most powerful kingdoms of Westeros just move East with a skeleton staff and army
for either a peaceful relocation or a genocide?

Lose the 'Hmm. Maybe.' and you got yourself an upvote.

L O L

So this should have all the appeal of Community's gas leak year, except they never fix the plasma leak.

Exactly. So all the praise for the genuine reaction is misplaced.

They jewed me again!
—Mel Gibson

Oh, please, that was a rehearsed anecdote.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Shifty's gonna be the main villain in the first story arc.

More like Oakenshield! Amirite, nerds?

Some of us have to work for a living and can't afford to buy a 3-pound bag of flies every week for our pet tarantulas.

I think it's years of practice. His early comedic roles were anything but effortless.

So is this just your desperate way of looking for child porn because you're too incompetent to find it on your own?

So a regular Willy Wonka…

So she's trying to avoid the subpoena? Is she busy choosing dalmatian puppies for her coat that day?

Will give it a try. Does Rodney Dangerfield get any respect in it?

The robots would only do what any intelligent lifeform would. Shoot Putin and Trump into the sun. Then exterminate the rest of humanity.

Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfolds… a disgusting film, full of devilish temptations!
I'm not a xenophobe, but those giantess fetishists make me sick. Next they'll be asking for marriage. It's not right for a
man to marry a giantess who can fit his entire body inside her vagina! It's Adam and Eve not Adam and…