“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I live to troll U of M fans. All you gotta do is say “you guys suck at football” and just sit back and wait for the history lesson from the Eastern Michigan grad who’s a fan because his uncle went there.

Thanks for dropping by, Luke!

When my daughter was 2, she refused to let me use wet wipes to clean her after she pooped, and insisted on being wiped with a shred of an American flag which had been moistened with tears shed by decent upstanding citizens at the moral decay our society has been experiencing since, oh, about September 22nd, 1862. But…

“Man, the Browns are getting killed out here. You’d think they played in Las Vegas.”

Is it not Mintch Trubisky?

Where did the Moose touch you?

Racism? At an Indians game?

Has the GM of a bottom 3 team ever won GM of the year before? Rick Hahn has basically walked into every trade scenario, taken his balls out, and laid them on the table. I don’t know how to react as a fan, because I’ve had more fun watching these trades play out than the actual games. In Hahn We Trust

I thought tossing one off at the river was fairly common in Pittsburgh.

No. This is good, this is a good move. A top 5 prospect in Jimenez and another top 100 in Cease. Basically this means that the Yankees were not going to part with either Torres or Frazier and that the Astros had no intention of moving Tucker.

At least they won’t have to move to a new house/apartment. That’s gotta be nice.

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

Bruce Rauner

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.

“But enough about my ex-wife!”

These owners must come from pretty open-minded, laid-back communities. My neighbors all complained and ultimately had me arrested when I attempted to enter my ugly dog.

You dare doubt The Freeze?

But I bet it’s Magikally delicious.

Since this ended in a thai, it went to a shootout.