I would’ve awarded Harper the win for this fight, except for the fact that the throwing of his helmet was piss poor

Fuckin Mondays man

Obviously concussed, Yates’ teammates had to hold him back as he was trying to attack the person who elbowed him

Turkey is just trying to make the news and ruin our Memorial Day. The joke is on them, we already have a turkey day and ours is much better

So I was about to bone my girlfriend...

I think we can all come to a consensus that Pittsburgh can go fuck themselves

I’m sitting here wondering why I just watched this whole thing

ESPN is still looking for their next Tirico

I thought he was going to make it in also. You really got my hopes up for a lousy putt

Curry will somehow still win MVP

My favorite joke was giving my son some weed and calling the cops on him. That’ll teach that smart ass to not finish his vegetables

We’re waiting for you McCaskey

I thought it said Dick is the best. I laughed a little bit

I was reading the roller skating one, immediately thinking it was a dude, and felt worried that he may be writing this from a jail or something. Then I saw it was a girl and knew there was no foul play

If the players don’t, then the fans sure do

Breaking: Patriots have signed this former all star

They had him for years on a contract that was very large even though he was bad. They finally got rid of him last year

“So what did you do in Iran?”

At least they don’t have John Danks

It’s like his balls are deflated