Atlanta Resident #1: what if just don’t show up to the games. That’ll teach ‘em!

If the Braves bring back Otis Nixon as a consultant that probably means they intend to keep stealing.

Whatever this period has been spanning the Bush years until now has been characterized by people who are extremely bad at their jobs doing very, very well despite (?) that fact. No one has been so committed to not only being bad at their job, but somehow, despite being on the front row for most of the essential…

I’m no detective, but I think the girlfriend might be upset about something...

Shoulda named themselves The Fluid Exhange. Because it implies that the business exchange will go smoothly and they’ll make semen come out your weiner. They really blew it, coulda gotten loads more of business coming their way

That explains why GMs shed weight during their lives in the form of rust flakes.

Yeah and the company knows it fucked up and is paying for it but you don’t have to be a total ass to prove they were wrong in the first place.

2 bad things doesn’t make 1 better.

“Logging” a lot of air miles means something else in India.

I’m an airline pilot and I can tell you for a fact that there are no cockpit controls for emptying the lav in any commercial airplane.

What about quitting dumping shit in the Ganges river ?

Thats the thing about jumping, you tend to have to go upwards. Crazy, i know.

Got you a close up of the truck driver.