I was at a local Nissan dealership looking to buy an Xterra in Summer of 02. While i was wandering the lot, a windy rainstorm blew in, and i took shelter under one of the tents they had on the lot covering cars. Well the wind picked up, and the tent came crashing down on me, and 4 cars. Tent pole hit me in the head…

Some say he wasn’t at his post when they were looking for TK421, and he is the only man in the galaxy who powerslide an AT-ST...

I am still waiting for a better way to free up “other” and mass deleted imessages/texts lol.

They are definitely not popular in Argentina. #clarksonforever #H982FKL

This significantly escalates the “Devices of Justice” arms race from the humble beginnings of ‘Pez Dispenser of Justice”. ‪#‎dispensesactualpez‬‪#‎stabsactualbastards‬ ‪#‎afrosquad‬