Yeah, this article is kind of dumb. I wait until we’re all seated around the table at supper time. Partially because the kids have shit to do when they get home. To contribute to the household. Then we ALL get to VENT a bit about our day. We all share a meal and conversation as a family. It’s not a recap, it’s a…

Counterpoint: My parents never asked me about my day. I promise you, that is far far worse.

I live in MN, and I think it’s just some kind of claim to fame that the locals keep grandfathering in because they know without it and Prince this state is just a flyover breadbasket of lutefisk.

The retort is that you are a piece of shit without an ounce of empathy for human beings.

Why not?... or are you a swear-wolf?

The leopards are coming for all your faces, assholes.

And also, it’s going to put off the Norwegians.

“What can I say about our next two presenters? The first is an actor, producer, writer and director whose movies have grossed over $3.5bn at the box office. He’s won two Academy Awards and three Golden Globes for his powerful and varied performances starring in such films as Philadelphia, Forrest Gump, Castaway,…

This GoFundMe is being taken down today at 5 PM PST, but if you would like to throw in a few bucks to help the Boys & Girls Club of Harlem in NYC and buy tickets for a whole lot of awesome kids to go see ‘Black Panther’ next month (the majority of whom are of color), click this link. Yes, it is authentic. Thanks.

It’s not that hard if you’re a decent human being. I never cared for kids, then I had one. Now it’s the best thing that ever happened to me.

Pretty good it looked.

Still a better name than Sheev “the Senate” Palpatine.

It’s unseasonably cold here, though. We don’t have that thick layer of cheese on the inside of our arteries to stave off the heat loss like you upper midwesterners do. Nor do we have as much natural ‘insulation.’

“What the hell is an aluminum falcon?!”

You are thinking in terms of consumer electronics, not custom military prototypes. There usually isn’t budget to do everything at once, and things get handled as piecemeal all the time.

Finding out aliens really exists is the only possible ending for 2017 when you actually think about it.

I’m personally convinced that whatever advanced life-form is running our iteration of the Matrix got drunk and handed the keys to a sadistic teenager.

The past year has been longer than the entire Obama presidency.

Michael Bay’s Sharknado spin-off: Sharkticonado: The Sharkening

Moore’s generation of white people can’t die off soon enough.