wmastermatt
wmastermatt
wmastermatt

I vividly remember his “wacky” “shenanigans” on NBC 4 from my childhood. Which makes it all the natural that he’d transition to the Faux new network and attain a sheen of respectability*

Can I just add that your username is EXCELLENT! When cromulent won’t do, you get cromulicious. Amazing *doffs internet cap* m’good sir

Just make sure you eat it with a fork and knife, like a Real New Yorkah! Ha! Ha! Ha!!1111!!

What the AF are you talking about. This is a quote from a movie called “A Fish Called Wanda.” Go watch it.

Well, would you like to know where you’d be without US the good old U.S. of A. to protect you? I’ll tell you. The smallest f***ing province in the Russian Empire, that’s where! So DON’T call me stupid, lady. Just THANK me!

OMG I know right? It’s FANTASTIC

Country...and Western?!

This Is So Normal, It’s Almost Funny How Normal It Looks When Capitalizing Every Goddamn Word. Not At All Bizzare! I Love Mr President!!

Right. Rubbing his...hands.

To be fair [barf] that’s his resting derp face, just with extra boiled meat.

Hard pass. Apple TV+ 2.0 The Next Generation? Seriously?

Where did you trade them in? I’m in the same situation with an old PS3 and a bunch of games and will definitely consider donating. Thanks!

Oh, Admiral. You got SO CLOSE! It’s actually spelled “hamburger.” A u, not an e. Your following point is 100% accurate, though.

Jesus Christ, that’s chilling. So many questions! Wow

Hey, someone else watched that video! Nicely done. Made my skin crawl to watch that shitstain-pretending-to-be-human. Hope he goes to jail and dies there. Same with 45.

Just avoid the horrible Booger-Boy two-book cycle. By far the grossest part of this whole series. I refused to read the library copies again to my kids. They, of course, then bought the books at the school book fair just to torment me. Also seconding CM’s assertion that in later books the time-travel shenanigans are

This episode was just TERRIBLE. Meandering “plot” that went nowhere, scenes that started and ended out of nowhere, terrible dialog, slurred line reading by Livingston at one point [who looks awful these days and was clearly phoning it in] and that last Alan/Ellen story “twist” was just lazy, nonsensical writing that

Anecdotal I know but I finally took the plunge a few days ago and tried to do some weekly grocery shopping at my local WF [Union, NJ], using my wife’s Prime account to help bring down the prices and get all those “sweet” discounts. Well, folks, let me tell you, I still ended up spending over $100 on groceries that

OK but how many marijuanas do i have to take in order to reaaaaally enjoy it, GG? All of them?

Yes, this. “Good job” securing the doors! Good job calling it in! Good job PROTECTING THE CHILDREN AND ADULTS WHO DEPEND ON YOU FOR THEIR LIVES...wait. Scratch that last one.