Just came here to say that today's crop of morning spoilers [tm] is much better than it's been recently. And not just because the top three, sorry, FOUR, stories are about Marvel movies that I care about. Plus, bonus, no irrelevant teen wolf "spoilers" today either. Nice job, Alasdair and io9!

This is awesome and would have made an excellent opening to the greatest flick i saw all summer. Yes, that includes TDKR which was overrated. Good, but overrated.

You obviously miss the point, LoneTruth. Did you even see any of the TS movies? Here's a tip: FIND SOME JOY in your life. Not everything is related to greed and profits.

Was that Michelle Ryan from the late "Bionic Woman" remake here in the Colonies? Awww...

I think the creepiest part of the whole video was the super slo-motion blinking. Had to turn it off after 46 seconds.

Please don't mention Top 10 again. We don't want anyone else to find out about its magnificence and force Hollywood to give it the From Hell, V for Vendetta or Watchmen "treatment." Keep it pure, keep it safe in the realm of the comic. Shhh!!!

Can someone explain how the hell they do that magic to JGL's eyes? It's uncanny how much he actually looks like a young Willis in this. Plus, hey, an original idea for a movie, wow! This does indeed look incredible...

Who the hell was that?

Thanks for the nightmares, io9! You've been running a lot of these "weird old photos" stories lately, eh? Also, i think the mystery of the antichrist is now solved, seeing pic 2. That kid is clearly the spawn of satan.

Wonderful stuff!

Why is Newt Gingrich starring in a DTV movie about fictional giant spiders?

This is an absolute stoney dub classic. Love Scientist, and had the privelege of seeing him behind the boards at a dub concert in LA years ago.

Wasn't the Quinjet in the trailer, albeit briefly? I'm sure a screencap must exist out there somewhere...

Allright, i'm intrigued. Anything has to be better than the stillborn first movie. The directors may be the right flavor of batshit crazy to get this character the dark, violent film he deserves. However, a well-cut trailer does not a good film make, generally. Time will tell!

holy crap - this is for real? i was so sure this was a prank given the date and such. but if this is really real, it explains why we've never been contacted by aliens - they're keeping us in a little fishbowl away from the rest of the universe, by using this ribbon thing! everything makes so much more sense now!

Is this really a good idea? There was a lot i didn't like about T:L but only a few things i did like...can't they just leave well enough alone?

@Kayonesoft: Touche!

This is seriously the stupidest thing i have ever seen. With ALL that is going on in the world; war, starvation, mid-term elections, tea partiers, these morons stage a lame ass flash mob for a magic movie. UTTER FAIL

100% pure WIN