$38 for 20 corn dogs actually sounds like a pretty good deal lol

Yeah for jack nope fuck him she was a first class passenger they would have attempted to find/save her.

In Pulp Fiction, what’s in the suitcase?

You have no idea how fucking happy it makes me that I have no idea what any of these are. 

We are a nation of idiots.
If the Pink Sauce and Ring of Fire concepts don’t prove it, the fight prank, showing the extent grown ass adults will go to scam their own childrens’ trust, is enough to remove all doubt this country deserves nothing.

Is the ‘Dial of Destiny’ where Harrison Ford phones the cops to get kids off his lawn ?

I agree with most but I don’t understand the consternation over truffle oil. It tastes good, idc. People who loudly complain about if give off major “McDonald’s doesn’t taste good!” energy. Not to be trusted.

i found it at amazon for $5! such fun!

I’m gonna need some data on the drunk driving stats in Nairobi to believe a “probably” claim LOOOOOOOL

Queerphobia was, as we all know, entirely eradicated decades ago

Love Actually is worthy of this list. It has both joy and sadness. Overall message is joy but there’s some gutpunch scenes.

Not to be sniffed at!

“have you ever seen the space shuttle take off? Yes? Well YOU are the space shuttle.”

Fart jokes will never be not funny. 

“That doesn’t sound right.... but I don’t know enough about ____ to dispute it.”

I would disagree on the steep learning curve thing.  Steep doesn’t always equal fast.  And since a learning curve is more or less an “upward” type thing as in the more you learn the “higher” you get in your knowledge steep is kind of apt.  Since going up a steep hill is hard and slow.

“add your dried out tofu” is not a line that I ever need to see in a recipe 

9. Turning them on before Thanksgiving.

Go ahead and put up your lights in mid-October while it’s still warm out, but for goodness sake don’t plug them in before Thanksgiving. It’s bad enough that radio stations switch to 24/7 Christmas format on November 1; don’t add to Christmas creep.

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles is a great movie, and one we watch every year. I don’t quite understand it’s connection to a screwed up family though. From all of the information we have it appears that Steve Martin’s family is happy and functional. John Candy has a tragic backstory, but I also failed to see the…

And if you already know how to use one system, you might be confused when a different system doesn’t work that way or you might be upset to find that the Android feature you want simply doesn’t exist on the iPad. And “idiot proof” or not, you might have apps that are available on one but not the other.