Or like how Lindsey Graham looks at Donald Trump when they’re in the same room.

Agree. Texas can eat shit for a number of reasons but this stuff happens all the time in the North East as well.

I mean im with you generally on TX but this isnt a TX problem. Its like this in big cities run by Democrats and its like this in rural areas run by Republicans. Its a cop problem, generally, and not just a location specific sort of thing.

Haha.This is Texas: cyclists are always presumed to be in the wrong because they should have been in a truck with firearms, like all normal people.

I can almost guarantee this dude knows someone which helped him get out of this, just like that kid. Fuck texas tbh 

Cops dont give a shit about cyclists or pedestrians example infinity. 

Jennifer has emphatically denied that rumor, saying she even reached out to Anna during her divorce from Chris and empathized about how shitty it was for Anna to have to read those stories on top of everything else. Do you have any links that confirm or give solid evidence of the affair?

Strictly from a psychological presentation point of view, that ‘gaze’ is something that people are trained to do when you want people in a room to pay attention to what someone else is saying. In business, if you have a partner, you should always do this when they’re talking so other people will pay attention. In…

Pratt Wife 2.0 looks at Chris the same way my sister’s dog looks at me when I have Beggin Strips in my hand.

As a friend of mine put, very well: “One thing that always makes me laugh about the “it’s my opinion I’m entitled to it” and “freedom of speech” crowd is that it works both ways and they don’t actually like that. It’s only something they tell themselves to make them feel better.”

Add Dennis Miller, Louis CK, and Tim Allen to the latter list as well. 

Brilliant take.

*applause*

Starred for using “bated” instead of “baited”.

I love reading the angry remarks from the greys who are riding your jock so hard waiting with bated breath to hopefully be mentioned in the mailbag. What a set of no life losers!

Not funny

I surely am now. Besides snarky responses are good for Claire’s article stats I bet :)
Encourages community interaction, and as long as I’m not being a complete jackass I’m sure she’s not too mad at me (I hope?).

Calm it down buddy. Much like these egg articles, my comment is lacking substance and is in good fun.
Got you all riled up though didn’t it?

No one: ....
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Claire: The rumors (I started) are true, you really can fry an egg in mayonnaise.

LH on an egg kick lately too. Between this and the “serve your sunny side up egg upside down” article, y’all are really reaching for content these days.

Just waiting for a top 10 ground breaking ways to…