A bunch of them apparently think an injection will change your DNA so...

Would be a helluva’ article to read the backstories of how these cars ended up abandoned. Hint, hint.

Oh hell no.

Sadly yeah, they announced their closure last year in April, just a month after the state’s lockdown (most of their stores were here in California), with a touching and sad email sent to members of their newsletter/coupon factory. My sister and I shared a few tears, I remembered when we were teens first going, she…

It took me years to realize it, but Old Country Buffet was never about the food.

I’m not crying any tears over Old Country Buffet, but it does remind me of when Sweet Tomatoes/Souplantation read the tea leaves in spring 2020 and just closed up shop for good. They weren’t my all-time favorite, but it was a good place to go with extended family to get variety while doing right by the vegetarians.

No credit for that amazing painting??

All of this sounds like someone who doesnt work in an office.  No one gives a shit about any of these things.  No one is laughing at the Olds for saying Presentation instead of Slide Deck.

Cool tips to commit theft, fraud, assault, and get flowers only by committing a murder! Wow!

Claiming someone as a beneficiary in a life insurance policy? Bad idea. You may as well point the gun at your head & pull the trigger. If Forensic Files has taught me anything, it’s that murders not involving life insurance are in the minority (& that forensic pathologists have an obsession with the Windows 3.1…

Finally: an appropriate use for My Pillow!

Let me break it down for you:

I have to admit, these are indeed brilliant and I am deeply ashamed that I never thought of them myself.

Uh, lady? “We believe that all lives matter” might not have been the great rejoinder to people pointing out how racist that is that you think it is.

“we have a black in the family”

It’s more "contempt", but I have to respect a solid anagram. 

Olathe, Kansas

We became “not so nice” after your last POTUS kept shitting on us.

The study investigated the prevalence and types of fragranced product exposures, associated health effects, awareness of product emissions, and preferences for fragrance-free policies and environments. Data were collected using an online survey with a nationally representative population (n = 1136) of adults in the…

I may have voted for Ron Paul in the past but that’s just because he wanted to abolish the IRS and I was willing to overlook a whole lot of crazy to try out that experiment.