Or a LOT of hotel rooms.

For a good plan to succeed, it requires following it. Apparently they missed an exit and were improvising.

I’m not a fan of these blade accidents.

The governor is busy keeping masks off people’s faces because “Freeduhms!”

Slides. 

I’ve realized that a lot of things about this pandemic have hardened me against humanity at large, but I don’t want to be someone that comes off as an asshole to the typical observer. Please read this comment accordingly, if you can.

First time I went, they only had a display model of a TV, that was on sale, left. They couldn’t figure out how to sell me the display model. I bought it at Costco. Second time I went because my brother was driving and he was going. I waited near checkout because I really didn’t want to venture any deeper into the pits…

Oh sure, Amazon seems fine now, but how long until we start getting reports of Black people in Texas getting shot or arrested for taking (their own damn) packages!?!

yep. i am 40 and i say dumb shit too...again, could care less about jennings or whether her hosts jeopardy.

Just go pick up your own food.

Never rub another man’s rhubarb.

Don’t sleep with other people’s wives. Don’t sleep with women who you don’t know well enough to know if they might be somebody’s wife. Words to live by - and if you don’t believe it, words to die by.

One thing my boyfriend doesn’t seem to grasp, is that if you’re commuting to/from work in a car, it makes way more sense to grab your food on your way from work rather than ordering delivery, when he gets home at 7pm and is hangry by the time food shows up at 8pm, lmao.

If Ken’s out, Buzzy would definitely be my second choice. It’s strange. I didn’t really warm to him as a contestant, but credit where it’s due he really nailed the hosting gig. The guy’s a natural.

The apps are shitty. (I worked for a restaurant that used them, I actually set us up on the platforms, they sucked a lot.) But sometimes it’s like, an hour on public transit either way for me to pick something up, and 10 minutes if a delivery person drives it to me...

Do they pay cash for everything?

I have a couple of friends who use UberEats for everything, despite living less than two miles from most restaurants they frequently get delivery from. Every time we’re together, I offer to run out and pick up our order and they pooh-pooh the idea. Just let it get delivered, they say. For smart people, they are…

Came to say this.

Lavar Burton ticks most boxes...

If you really, truly appreciate your local restaurants and you want to save money, the best thing you can do is avoid third-party apps like UberEats and Doordash altogether. That’s the truth. If it is at all possible for you to order directly from the restaurant and pick up your own food, please do that. I’m not sure…