This is the internet sir. The only reaction allowed is to either defend or condemn this in the most extreme manner possible.

So, instead imagine he is using a fake disabled placard to park. Disabled spots often sit empty. Dick move or not?

“Haha, I’m a thief, isn’t that so funny guys?”

No qualifiers needed, it’s a dick move.

Lies

I still would’ve clicked the link if the headline had said “shiniest turd makes best of a bad situation.” The difference is that I wouldn’t have been nearly so disappointed when the article was about a minivan with a stick.

Fine, I’ll sell some.

Grail inflation.

I... don’t think em- and en-dashes are real things. I think they’re largely ways for people with too much time on their hands to get overly specifc about “50 ways to use a hyphen for fun and profit.”

“What are you?”

You win! (and lose)

If it’s common in speech, it should be acceptable in writing. especially dialogue!

I’ll give you a hint:

Maybe it’s the stories I read, but I remain impressed how the people we train to go overseas and fight can handle this type of shit so easily while cops lose their shit if someone so much as looks at them wrong.

Well, they appeared to be well disciplined in not bringing shame on their unit, uniform, etc. Not saying the IHOP HOE didn’t deserve a fresh, hot knuckle sammitch with a side of floor, but doing so while on the clock in uniform might not reflect well on your chances for future promotion.

Pancake Polly

That’s fair.

Those are notoriously unreliable, but would have been smart to mention. If only to mitigate your comment. lolz

OK everyone... Sorry if this tongue-in-cheek comment offended. I promise to go buy my wife a bouquet on the way home from work as an apology to all the people I've upset.

Depending on the woman/couple, your advice is VERY WRONG.

I'd say it depends on the bride. There is a ton of work to do and if you let the bride do everything your life will be hell. Figure out a way to help.