My best friend thinks Guy Fieri's shit is top of the line, honest-to-goodness, awesome, cutting edge, good food. She also dates a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts. They'd think this is the most amazing thing ever.

Wait.... What? What manuever involves sticking your hand down your opponent's trunks to gently caress his supple buttock? Christ on a pony....

Dodai, bless you. Truly, bless you. You are doing the Lord's work.

He's also part Samoan. I think his attire is a riff of traditional clothing.

I've seen porn that starts like this. Niiiiice.

I know, right? Those cheekbones. I'd love to have cheeks like hers. I never grew out of my chipmunk cheeks.

HOLY FUCK!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

Oh, he's just perfect. And dirty. Thanks for sharing. You have done for my depression what my Cymbalta takes two weeks to do.

Mazel tov!

These are the best brows.

Coldstone Creamery likes to think they're the top shit when it comes to smushing cookie crumbles into ice cream. No. Fuck Coldstone. Herrell's Ice Cream (flagship store in Northampton, MA) has been doing that since the early '70s.

Aside from the fact that I just prefer Bueno burritos (although I admit that La Veracruzana's breakfasts were the best), I have fond memories of banging a hot guy in Bueno's bathroom. So, that.

I hear you. I've taken a few 3 1/2 hour drives up to Amherst and Northampton for a burrito (Bueno y Sano!) and Herrell's smooshed ice cream.

Great song, great album cover, great story on how the photo came about.

I wouldn't mind a Deadspin revisiting of MXC. That show was great.

Those New Yorkers always think they know everything, don't they?

That all-knowing and all-powerful God really dropped the ball when he forgot to retain the publishing rights to his works. Can you imagine the money his religion would be pulling in if he got paid royalties? Dayum!

Wow. Nice!

One of my favorite Henry Rollins' spoken word bits on the naming of storms. "... Just call it the motherfucker..."

I'm stealing "domestic minion for two small overlords" and putting that on my LinkedIn profile.