This guy never had severe depression. Just getting out of bed is an accomplishment when life hurts to live.

I want the Hawks to lose just so we can see Chicago Made in a Kings sweater become the new Sad Keanu meme.

Of course. Jesus only figuratively touched the masses.

And you wouldn't have to contend with drunk Grandma passive-aggressively fighting with the relatives! Win-win!!

Did you go to a school in the Five College Consortium?

The former Vampire Queen of Louisiana (who was in a kinda porny music video with Marilyn Manson back in the day) and Billy Elliot, the dancing English kid who eventually did Matthew Bourne's Swan Lake.

I rocked a tiara working in an archive. Not because I was looking in those boxes for the key to my intended's heart, but because it was my birthday and started hitting the libations early. I've got a friend who wore one during boxing class to fuck with the guys' heads.

Magic Wand?

Female Master of Science here. Some call it the male equivalent of a soap opera, but I liken it to contemporary live action commedia dell'arte. I do, however, completely agree that the hair pulling and horrid shrieks of the female performers would fit in on any second-rate daytime drama.

You're very welcome.

Just to be sure that I have the right mental images in place when I read smut on the internet, this is the same Aaron Schock that is a character in the (really fucking hot and proof that Atheismo loves me) Paul Ryan XXX fanfic, right?

I love keeping up with Sir Pat and Sir Ian's antics. Can you just imagine the two of them having a webshow on which they'd just wander NY doing random everyday things? The two of them trying to get through the Herald Square DMV. Trying to order pelmeni in Brighton Beach when the waitress speaks no English. Going to…

He's so underrated as a piece of ass.

The one of him holding the baby like she's going to do a cartwheel made my ovaries consider bursting.

YES! YES! YES! Henry Rollins, much like a fine wine, has only gotten better with maturity.

I see your old beard and raise you a young one. A young, naked one. This man, this scene, was the only thing I can stand about Yentl.

It's a moisturizer for the sensitive skin on and around a woman's boobs.

I was thinking more along the lines of a bow tie...

Nope, my torso is normal, but I have massively wide size 11 feet that have been the cause of many a crying session in DSW.

<— 34 inch inseam with a 36D rack. Nothing ever fits. I spent my high school years with exposed ankles and oversized t-shirts to prevent torso and tit exposure.