WHAT DID I JUST READ?! Did the fact that the bride KILLED A CHILD make it into a story about her wedding as an aside?!

There is more to being an Olympic athlete than winning a medal. What about sportsmanship, trying your personal best, and engaging in the spirit of international, multicultural competition?

The headline is a bit misleading. You should definitely experience living on your own in between living with roommates and living with a significant other.

It has been said before (and often here on Kinja) but can you imagine the GOP’s thunderous outrage if someone from Hillary’s camp spoke so openly about killing Dicknuts Donald?

Her being robotic are like the claims that Obama is robotic. They have had to learn to suppress their emotions because the world will not tolerate it if they express anger or frustration or a whole variety of things. Can you imagine if either Clinton or Obama got up on stage and yelled and ranted like Trump?

Clinton better win by a goddamned landslide.

I love that sofa. I would put that in my living room right now. Unironically. I’m not sure what that says about me. I’m equally not sure I CARE what it says about me.

I have found a “Dude, what the fuck?” to be a solid opening line right after the comment. Then it’s up to the other person to decide how confrontational they want to make it.

I have a hard time believing this boy would ever be able to understand the situation of a woman who doesn't have a rich family to support her when she quits her job. Or that he has enough work experience to understand the uselessness of human resources departments (except at protecting the company's reputation of…

This is the cousin to the advice about not getting drunk, not wearing a short skirt, and locking yourself up at night.

It’s easy to cynically point at all the failings of American democracy. But the one thing that will never cease to amaze me, and that I will never stop reminding myself is unique and incredible in the history of government, is the American transition of power. Like, there’s no subterfuge or questions or violence or…

Dude, cheez its aren’t kids food... they’re the nectar and ambrosia of stoners. I think they put cocaine in those; once you start you seriously cannot stop.

The fucking fuck?! This should be bigger news if it's real. How gross and fucked up.

I hear it really lets the ass breathe.

Two days in, still only the barest whiff of actual real-deal policy has been spoken of.

Trump talks about purging mosques and banning Muslims and has huge support among the white supremacist crowd, but Hillary is the one who’s Hitler. Ok, sure.

Umm.... have you paid attention at all in the last 8 years? Michelle Obama has been criticized for EVERYTHING, from what she wears in official photos, to her college thesis topic, to the cause she supports (because what could be worse than trying to get kids to eat healthier and be more active?! What a monster!)…

This is what kills me. She’s the liar because people suspect she’s lying. But he is not a liar, even though he has been caught red-handed time after time. So he can grandstand about honesty and loyalty! The world is upside down, I swear.

Are you fucking kidding me? That’s not his home address, that’s his work address. Which you could have guessed based on there being a “suite” involved. Maybe you couldn’t see that from your high horse.