They could have chosen a female Olympian but okay.

We would not blink in eye if a girl wore a band tshirt of the guy she was dating.

I’m 33. You couldn’t pay me to date a 26 year old. (Insert the “to each their own” disclaimer.)

~hello darkness, my old friend~

This is a sheriff star.

UGH WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK TOM CRUISE IS HOTTER THAN HER. GODDAMN IT IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN MY HATE OF TOM CRUISE HAS COME TO THE SURFACE AND I CANNOT CONTROL IT!!!! SHE’S SO PRETTY AND HE’S SO ANNOYING AND HIS FACE NEEDS A PUNCH! AND SO DOES THAT AUTHOR DUDE!

This is fascinating and I’m taking it as gospel.

For me, it’s more that it’s without clear consent from the daughter. Yes, I would think it was slightly weird for a daughter to ask a mom to be a surrogate simply because of the age issue, but this woman is dead and there’s no explicit proof that this is what she wanted. It feels more like the mom wanting a grandchild…

In visual form, and with an equivalent shrug:

(shrug)

This raises a lot of important questions, but perhaps the most important question of all: what the hell is going on with LeBron’s shorts in that picture and why are they all sucked up in between his meaty ass cheeks? Does he prefer to wear them that way??

Just to be clear, “indefinitely delayed” is a normal thing that happens in almost every trial. It just means they didn’t schedule the next phase yet — a sort of delay that will almost surely happen at least two or three more times between now and sentencing. He’s not going free. That’s a click-bait headline, and the…

What is this? Are we going to do this thing where we pretend this lady is now someone we must keep up with? Why? Can we not? Let her fade into the ether. No one cares about thirsty Becky or her hair.

Pictured: the author.

Even as a joke this turns my stomach.

Lol, no, this woman is full of shit. There's no way in hell this actually happened.

Maybe this is a stupid question, but why shouldn’t we be talking about gun control when something like this happens? Is it somehow outlandish for a government to look at a tragedy and think “how can I stop this from happening in the future?”

Yes to all of the above. I’d even go further: require gun safety training and licensing AFTER passing all the checks and implementing a household limit. WELL-REGULATED, motherfuckers.

This is disrespectful to chimpanzees.