I swear to god the dude cannot do ONE FUCKING THING like a normal person.

Who the hell even uses miscegenation anymore?

ok, we all know that the Cher thing was a tweet from the lion’s perspective, right? The lion would make the small mane joke, because lion’s have cool mane’s, and trump’s orange hair....is less cool. Andthe “murder” reference is because Trump’s son “hunts”/kills exotic animals. Like lions. That’s pretty obvious right?

I can’t get over the fact that they hired models to wear the clothes. WTF?! “We’ve got access to the most athletic and beautiful human bodies on the planet. Let’s hire some outside talent with really hollow cheeks.”

Really? That was enough to cost him $25K? He didn’t even raise his voice.

would you say you’re.... thrillary’d?

Are we SURE those aren’t just blue trousers? I can’t see any denim wear anywhere.

One observation about that. The couple did not get pregnant. The woman did. I hate that “we’re pregnant” shit. She’s pregnant. He’s not.

Well whaddya know!! Payment mechanisms for perinatal hospice care are undeveloped!!

In all fairness, a miscarriage and a child born with a terminal illness are different, if only because of a matter of a few weeks. But.

It’s a sadistic way of reinforcing the myth that women- and indeed infants with no chance at life- should prove the sanctity of life through unimaginable suffering.

Perinatal hospice care:

the idea that you would even suggest to a mother carrying a terminal baby that she should carry it to term, deliver, and take lessons on drugging it up until it finally dies is just...i’m speechless.

I kind of want a real cat to be inside that.

That’s what I was thinking. Like, really, I could care less if he was dealing. I think it should be legal and taxed and maybe this guy could have made a better life for himself and his son if that were the case, BUT that was not for personal use. Not even for two people.

I call that the G.O.P. Debates.

He strikes me as the classic funny, charming douche who you like despite your own better judgment.

Homegirls, cp time AND rapping in front of an audience of REPORTERS? Did Donald Trump’s camp slip peyote into the backstage water cooler or something?

I take it you don’t work out or are otherwise very sedentary. That would not work for me. Also, you might not smell that greasy scalpy smell from your hair, but others do. Trust.