Yeah I keep thinking how we are watching someone who is insanely old and insanely stupid who has literally never had his reality not carefully rearranged by paid flunkies to conform to his screw ups and he is failing to grasp that reality while still being surrounded by insane people who want to keep him in power for…

“Surety”

I am just going to leave this here and let it marinate in the shittiness of the past few months:

I can’t wait for Paul Ryan, Marcus Rubinstein, et al to come out with their courageous condemnations of this, since I know how concerned they are about mishandling of classified information. /s

2. King Arthur doesn’t lend itself well to a Game of Thrones-esque fantasy trilogy. The story is pretty bland: poor kid yanks a sword from a stone and saves the kingdom. So what?

I’d take a re-doing of Mists of Avalon, too.

Oh maaaaaan. :( Mine is super dark, but since my early 30s I’ve started to get grey hairs ... but they’re like WHITE and there’re a few all over but they’re overwhelmingly concentrated at my temples/the area just above my ears. So for the last 10-15 years I’ve been like “HURRY UUUUUUUP, OMFG I NEED LADY…

All jokes aside, that looks like a really aggressive way to hold a horse? Why isn’t he holding the reins like a normal person?

Only a moron holds a bridle like that Pence.

My 10,000th reminder that I am sooo happy there wasn’t smartphones and facebook while I was going through my cringiest of phases

“Being naked makes us human” is one of those dumb as fuck things people who think they’re deep and meaningful say.

I used to think men should shave their legs and pits and now I think no one should and we should be all covered in hair... actually no I’m sorry I was thinking of us all being cats. That’s what I want.

But then you would have to date a cyclist or a runner, so back to square one.

Men’s style trends are always along the lines of “wait, men shouldn’t have to do any styling whatsoever.”

I like this trend.

Like a lot of “trends” (ugh), this only really works if you’re already Very Conventionally Attractive. Then, it’s an interesting imperfection/quirk, rather than Yet Another Thing That’s Wrong With Your Face. Thanks but nah.

Trump is just doing his best “If Michael Scott were evil” bit.

The man is losing it