The only doctor who will convince me to stop eating ice cream is the one performing my autopsy.
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What...what in the everloving fuck did I just watch...?
A less than subtle reference to the end of Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) for you kids who don’t know your movies and only watch the “talents” on the YouTubes.
Who greenlit this?? Whoever came up with the idea was severely sleep-deprived and stoned. Dude, it may have seemed like a fun idea at that party at three o’clock in the morning, but you shouldn’t have brought it to the office. Which brings me back to my first reaction: Who on Earth greenlit this????
Well now that I’ve seen that commercial I’m never buying that fucking brand.
That made me not want to eat ice cream.
But is it a commercial that actually makes you want to buy the product it’s advertising? It just made me think that Halo is the product of AI who barely understand the concept of ice cream or human emotion. Which I guess is fitting, because the shit tastes that way too.
OMG. YES. That was making me CRAZY.
So glad someone said this. I’m only sorry to see that this comment is so far down the page. :(
Okay, I feel horrible for saying this, but doesn’t the header picture make her look a lot like Ted Cruz? Or am I tripping?
Now, the Cylops are potential beauty icons because they have an additional third eye to apply a great eyeshadow look
I wish there was an age restriction or term limits or something that got these old fucks out of the government faster. We need fresh minds. We need diversity. We don’t need old white men getting older but still in complete and total control of a world that is changing far faster than they can possibly keep up with.
The closest thing I found on UpToDate was: “Hyperventilation can result in chest pain that frequently is accompanied by lightheadedness or paresthesias. The mechanism is uncertain. Possibilities include spasm of the diaphragm resulting from rapid, repetitive use, gastric distension arising from aerophagia, or coronary…
Honestly, I feel like you would mess up your blood gasses and pass out waaaaay before you were able to rupture your diaphragm.
That packaging is dull millenial hell. I don’t know if everyone anti black packaging now or what, but tan plastic really does not look good.
Your cat just wanted a little brother or sister!
David Copperfield, Magician: I’m not kidding, this is a real offer: I can make you disappear and reappear anywhere in the world. Where do you want to go, and why?