Polo and hypertension

Just a couple years ago, “Playoff LaMarcus” was fucking incredible for Portland. I was curious to see if he’d find that extra gear with the Spurs, but so far it doesn’t seem to be happening. He may not have it anymore. If he doesn’t, San Antonio’s probably cooked. They might be anyway - not sure how they can defend…

“It should be talked about.”

“Okay, let’s talk about it.”

“That’s enough. We’re done.”

There are anti-dog trolls now?

“You’re the first daughter of the United States, and you’re also an assistant to the president,” the moderator, WirtschaftsWoche editor-in-chief Miriam Meckel, said. “The German audience is not that familiar with the concept of a first daughter. I’d like to ask you, what is your role, and who are you…

An by “wrongly accused” he means, “I totally did it, but it wasn’t wrong! Boys will be boys! Bitches be crazy, amirite?”

It couldn’t possibly be that Trump is hated because he’s a vile, mean-spirited, condescending bigot who doesn’t even do us the courtesy of serving up his disgusting shit with even a hint of intelligence.

I’m only disappointed to hear that the star goes some periods of time without being vandalized.

I’m still blindingly angry at Tim Kaine for never mentioning it at the VP debate. You know Biden would’ve let him have it.

Love that this “accidentally single handedly started an HIV outbreak” motherfucker is the face of responsible conservatism.

Yep. It’s not an amount of women or lawsuits or money spent, you start scaring off sponsors, that’s when the writing is on the wall.

I think it’s amazing that genericperson can type coherently while working that falafel.

It’s like if a family of methheads won the lottery.

Hillary was smart enough to set out and appreciate nature’s beauty before Trump sets it ablaze.

lol Yeah! The world! So black and white! No degrees of right and wrong!

And yet, in this picture, Hillary is right where she belongs. Head shoulders above these idiots and looking down upon them.

Gordon Ramsay expresses all my feelings these days.

It must make right-wingers secrectly furious that this is the best they can do when it comes to famous people.

[Puts on flack jacket and shounder pads. Straps on helmet. Puts safety goggles on. Inserts mouth guard. Checks cup. Ties steel toed boots. Looks around. Deep breath.]