One possible use for all those VWs

Sarcasm tag omitted.

“artsy” is generous, frankly. Those are all nonsense.

At least they’re laughing.

1) Make sure the pipes are cut cleanly

Again, not making equivalencies between the men, but the reaction to the man. See what I’m saying there? I agree that Trump is a petty child, but “literally Hitler”?

I’m not making equivalencies between the men, I’m making equivalencies between the reaction to the men. The point is that people tend to exaggerate.

Thanks for the warning. Can we move on now? Some of us didn’t like either of the candidates and just want this nightmarish election cycle to end. We get it, Trump is “literally Hitler” and a real poopy head, but you know what? I heard practically the same kinds of things from conservatives when Obama was elected.…

You should get a refund, for sure.

You should get a refund, for sure.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Stock up on Anker products now!*

Stock up on Anker products now!*

It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.

Yes and no...

Not a lot of people know this, but “misogynistic spreadsheets” was the original name for Excel.

Wait, but that doesn’t sound like what Obama actually did...

$20-$30 is about what I spend on a pair of jeans, usually when they are on sale for about 50-70% off. They look decent and are comfortable, and have lasted me a very long time too.

$20-$30 is about what I spend on a pair of jeans, usually when they are on sale for about 50-70% off. They look…

For real. I won’t spend more than $30-40 for a new pair of jeans.

For real. I won’t spend more than $30-40 for a new pair of jeans.

i walk the dog thrice daily in return for avoiding a 5 AM pre-work walk.

my wife does not know how to fill the dishwasher. she would load dishes in the horizontal if possible

My wife and I trade household tasks like we are playing a high stakes card game. I won the game of the century a few years ago when I successfully traded away walking the dog at 6AM, 7 days a week for taking care of the cat box. She has tried to trade me back several times but I’m not budging.