The hardtop ND Miata is even prettier from the outside than the very pretty ND ragtop, but from the inside I still prefer the ragtop because of the huge blind-spot the driver experiences from those big fixed buttresses.

“Pretty” is always a matter of opinion, so as long as you’re being honest, you’re also being entirely correct. Furthermore, I agree that the five cars you chose are indeed very pretty.  The only point of disagreement between your opinion and mine is, I am not entirely sold on the too-thick C-pillar of the otherwise…

“C’mon baby,” he says, “You’re a capitalist, too, admit it.”

The judge is either lying or he’s some kind of horrible infidel. If he were a True Christian and had really “prayed on it,” he’d have required the young offender to marry the girls whom he had raped, as the Bible commands, as per Deuteronomy 22:28/29:

You have picked up a mouse off the table and you are talking into the bottom of it, Scotty.

Nah, it’s just posing. I mean, I’ll admit there are a few real off-roaders - I’ve worked with a couple of them - but nine out of ten are waiting for that day (that will never come) when they actually take their bro-dozer off the asphalt.

I remember a crash in St. Petersburg FL where a Kawasaki Ninja hit a Chevy Suburban so hard it rolled the Chevy and killed the people inside.

13 is an unlucky number.  You need to buy another car.

I wish you could have added a Morgan Plus Four to this comparo.

The senile diaper-wearing lunatic lost the last election, although he keeps on insisting that he didn’t lose.

“drunken Scotsman,” gee, Billy Bob, why be so redundant?

No, if Musk were like Trump, PayPal would be bankrupt, Tesla would be bankrupt, and SpaceX would be bankrupt. The difference is, Musk is a businessman and Trump is a money-launderer.

So you think we’re all too illiterate to have actually read those two CNN articles. Is article number one wrong? What are all these things Biden can do to lower gas costs?

To drive your car through the gas pump. Twice in ten seconds!

I’m reading all these comments derogating this guy and accusing him of being addled by drugs and all, and I think that’s totally unfair. He merely saw the camera moving back and forth to zoom in on him, and then did what you or I would do.

If it did come out of the city budget, South Carolina Republicans would not consider the financial implications of their racism, which is as near and dear to them as the breath in their lungs and the blood in their veins, but would instead be consumed with rage over those Yankee liberals and their civil rights laws,…

You got me there, I was being parochial. When I said “car manufacturers can offer...” I meant “...offer to American car buyers”.

You dig in to an order of onion rings, and the next thing you know you’re shaking and sweating and your eyes are bugging and the muscles in your neck are all tensed up, ugh.

It sure will be nice when the price of batteries falls so low that car manufacturers can offer a cheap EV without a lot of horrible hi-tech goop for people who just want a car, not a gamer computer or a rolling cell phone or some asinine vision of a sci-fi future.