Counter-point: far in the past, at my first job, working at Publix as a bag-boy, the high point of my work evening was being sent outside to roam the parking lot and gather up all the carts. Just me and the disused empty carts in the cool dark; I’d look up and see night bugs circling around the parking-lot lights. If…

When he skins his knee, and he’s crying, it’ll be all your fault. You monster!

In mid-August, the state’s daily death toll peaked at 244.

Basically, everything has gone downhill since 1955.

Hey David! Just curious, how many miles do you drive in a year, typically? And during the last two years with the plague and all have you driven fewer miles?

Stair steps. You’ve got to find a place with stair steps.  Otherwise you’ll screw your neck up.

Please name one.

Hey Donny, you know how you can tell a great strategist? He doesn’t lose.

I know they have a few flashing lights and stuff, but there should be a system that detects an overly tall vehicle a couple hundred yards away and then swings six foot high stop signs across the lane at the same time that strobe lights start flashing, a train horn starts howling, and a recorded voice starts bellowing…

To the guy whining about taxes: You think those roads build themselves?

I know a little bit about recent American history, having lived in the U.S.A. since 1954. There was a period, from about 1975 through 2010, when white Americans were quite a bit more restrained about letting their inner Klansman out in public than they were before then and are today.

How can Abbott get rid of rapists, once and for all? The answer is obvious, he and the Republican legislature intend to legalize rape.

I thought “Alpha male” was derived from Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World from back in 1932.

Such as what? I suppose the solar panel phone harassers can look at my house on Google Earth, determine that it is not already covered over with solar panels, and up their calls from one to two per day.

Cracker assholes sure are ashamed of their history, aren’t they?  As well they should be.

You sure about that? Because when I go into fast-food places and actually look at the employees getting my order they’re usually just hustling along, work-work-work pretty much non-stop.

I think you left a qualification for real estate developers out. Any real estate developer who doesn’t know a good deal about civil engineering is a real estate developer who will one day lose his ass.

It’s fine that Google makes it so easy for people who feel uncomfortable to blur their houses out, but why would you even want to do this? It’s like people who blur out license plates when they take a photograph of a car. I can understand why people might want to limit access to personal photos and stuff, but the…

He must have read one of those horribly dorky “pick-up artist” books about how you can “get” lots of hot women by “negging” them, that is, saying negative things to their faces to insult them. Just imagine being stupid enough to take that as sound advice which will result in a happy personal life.

A lot of the things that people pray for would infuriate the adult Jesus, he’d turn the tables over, call people harsh names and all.