It’s not my fault. A couple months ago I got several boxes of Thin Mints delivered to my door via the internet. I still have a box in the back of my freezer.

You forgot rock ‘n’ roll. Everyone knows that rock ‘n’ roll was invented by black Americans. In an earlier age, certain crackpots had also claimed that jazz music, another black musical innovation, was degenerate art (Entartete Kunst) responsible for the moral and political degeneracy of (white) American youths. While…

I saw that ZZ Top cover video years ago and it made me laugh a lot, so I knew what was coming but that didn’t stop me from laughing again. Thanks, that really brightened up my day!

What caught my eye first was the guy wearing sneakers in photo #8, then I realized that nobody’s wearing boots or hardhats or safety vests. I’m so used to wearing that stuff on every job site that it seems odd to see people working amid all that heavy machinery without any of it. (Although, good for them I guess,…

I have owned four Miatas - a ‘93 NA, a ‘99 and an ‘04 NB, and an ‘09 NC. Thus I can say from personal experience that, aesthetics completely aside, Miata NA pop-up headlights function really, really well. Because they sit up higher than the conformal lights in the NB and NC, they put more light and better light on…

When I went to a Tesla store one could not take a Tesla car out for a test drive. I don’t know how common this is in Tesla stores, but it may partially help the sales of yoke-equipped Teslas.

Can’t stop, won’t stop.

At first I laughed at “mayosapiens” but then the Latin I studied in hi-skool came back to me, leading me to object to this moron being labeled anything including the word “sapiens”.

“Why are we being marginalized on a daily basis based on our gender, our sexuality, and the color of our skin. And it’s not even subtle.”

Man, that’s what I want, a big tub of lead oxide and sulphuric acid right inside the passenger compartment! Seriously, how do they vent that thing? I had Miatas with the batteries in the trunk, and they had a tube for a vent to the outside, so gases wouldn’t accumulate in the trunk.

Just curious here, why do you think most Maverick buyers will prefer the more-expensive 2.0T model? I myself think the hybrid is very much superior, but I am not a typical buyer. However, the only advantage I see to the 2.0T is that it allows you to tow a bigger trailer, and I don’t see why a majority of buyers would…

Like the Swastika Subdivision in Tampa, it was renamed by legislative order. It use to be called “Fuckville” after its founder, Johannes Fuck, a eighteenth-century immigrant from Swabia.

Ted Bundy was 42 years old when he was executed for having committed 30 murders. Now when people hear the name “Ted Bundy” all they ever think about is those murders, and naturally they frown in disapproval, but do the arithmetic; on fewer than two tenths of a percent of the days in his life did he murder even one…

You think a crashed Tesla with the battery pack on fire is dangerous now, wait until they stick a 6000 psi bomb in the middle of it.

Why Hell, the other day I slapped my wife (she deserved it, she was right there in the kitchen making dinner, I asked her three goddam times to bring me a beer, then I had to get up myself and get it and I missed some of the game on teevee) and then she went and told me, “Cletus, you ain’t nothin’ but a low-down wife-b…

The problem is, you go into Popeye’s to get a sandwich, but as you’re standing in line looking at the menu, right up there is the two-piece spicy thigh-n-leg with a biscuit and a side of red beans and rice (see attached image) which is even better at nearly the same price.

And the chicken is always a breast, never a thigh

I’m going to try that today.  Thanks!

I’ve never seen unsalted butter that cost more than salted butter from the same brand. Therefore, since you can always add a pinch of salt to food, but you can’t remove salt from it, I usually buy unsalted butter. Also my mother once told me that if you’re going to fry something in butter, like a beef steak, you want…

When I need to replace the top on my ‘09 Miata, I want the vendors to know that I would cheerfully pay a lot more for them to include light-focusing glass portholes in it.