1974 Volkswagen Beetle. Owned by: Raphael Orlove

That was the DAF.

The last time I tried to buy a car with cash, it was as if I came into the showroom, slapped the salesman, and called his mother a whore. They really wanted me to take out a loan. They were upset that I didn’t want to take out a loan. I’ve never seen in any other business transaction such an aversion to being handed a…

I’ve always heard, and pronounce it myself, as “prundle.”

“I have actually raised my kids to reject fantasy in favor of reality, and just because I do not want imaginary numbers taught to my children in the school’s math classes does not mean that I’m a complete idiot who has no clue what I’m talking about, damnit.”

Every cloud has a silver lining.

Emma Peel’s (“m. appeal”) Lotus Elan.

Number Six’s Lotus Seven.

A couple months ago I was scheduled to be part of an online meeting at 8:00 AM. I slept through the alarm and woke up at 7:58 AM. I stumbled over to my computer and got into the meeting just as it started. My computer is a desktop computer, so there’s no camera built in, thus ensuring the other participants weren’t…

That would be a drive-in theatre, and the rest I leave to your imagination.

Seems like there might be a market for some kind of LIDAR-based doohickey that you could mount on the front of the top of a truck that would warn people who can’t figure it out themselves by, you know, looking forward when they’re driving.

If you drive a big truck, so in a crash you will not get hurt, you don’t have to stop for stop signs and red lights.

The top-flight car manufacturers don’t bother sending their coolest cars to failed third-world countries.

‘Cause, see, when a black family goes to Disney Hell, their money isn’t as good as the money spent by the Christian/Republican white family, so their “customer experience” isn’t worth the consideration of management.

Thanks! I had never heard that song before, I’m laffin ‘n’ laffin!

We’re a threat, people, we are dirty and we’re mean
We hate everybody and we do as we please

Culver’s is very good but I think El Cap is clearly better. But there’s only one El Cap, though.

You spelled “pick-a-nic” wrong.