You’re insane!

If it was real cheap, I mean real cheap, I’d buy a Dart, because I always wanted to own an Alfa.

Snow tires.

Not to detract from the valor of the infantrymen on both sides of that terrible struggle, but the defeat of the German Army in Stalingrad was a foregone conclusion as soon as the Luftwaffe supply planes encountered the potent new MIG-15.

I used to work out of one of those, delivering pizzas - I mean, not a properly running postal jeep but a retired postal jeep in that roughly that bad condition. The idea that you once drove so unspeakably horrible a vehicle all the way across the whole country absolutely boggles my mind, and I am a guy who drove a…

I am a white person. I came here curious what Critical Race Theory was. Alas! I didn’t learn it “here.” By “here” in this context, I mean “in that one referenced blog post.”

The other unique feature of this wagon which, oddly, Jason did not mention, is the pop-out 20 gallon (75 liter) plastic tub in the rear storage area. You can’t see it in the video supplied because the jump seat is in the way, but when the jump seat is folded down, there it is. You can carry all kinds of stuff -…

OK, how’s this?

So to punish, um, someone, for diverting some of the limited supply of vaccine from the people in the poor neighborhoods serviced by Loretto Hospital to citizens from the wealthier parts of town, the city government has cut off all supply of the vaccine to Loretto Hospital. Makes sense to me! provided the intent,…

That’s true. It’s actually pretty hard to ignite liquid gasoline in the open. I used to work in a gas station in 1971, which is where I learned that whenever you top up a car with one of those shitty under-the-license-plate fillers a little gas will spill out as the car drives off. You also get a little splash that…

Wait ‘til they put the steering wheel on that touch-pad.

I just buy the stuff in a rectangular cardboard box at the grocery store. I use it instead of water to boil rice in. The other day they had a buy one, get one free sale on boxes of broth or stack, and as I had wondered what’s the difference? I got one of each. My conclusion was that the rice made with stock was…

You are going to use that Maceo tune for your theme music, right?

Low-rider #1 drives over a speed-bump. The gas filler under the license plate spills out a pint of high-test on the pavement, as they do. As low-rider #2 drives by, the driver’s “pot”* cigarette burns down and burns his fingers; crying out “chingado reefer, man! Shit!” he flicks his “roach”** out the window. Just at…

Hey Akio Toyoda!  You know what would really differentiate the 86 from the BRZ?  Make a version with a convertible top!

Yeah, sung as un hombre sincero would.

“Sex addiction” is a thing; everybody has it. Maybe the word “instinct” would be better than “addiction.”

After everybody’s dead.

Well, the 911 is a great car with a fabulous history, no doubt about it, but is there a famous Cuban pop song named after it? No there is not, whereas the Porsche Panamera does have such a song, and it goes like this:

Prior to looking at the headline of this article, I was putting off flushing the tree crap out of the roof drain holes on my ‘09 Miata. This is a necessary upkeep task if you live in Florida where it rains a lot, and you have a huge oak tree in the front yard, dumping thick layers of oak tree pollen on your car every…