True.  It doesn’t reflect who she really is.

Maybe if I lived in California. This is because I’d guess there’s a Maserati owner’s club in California. All the people in that club at one of their meetings would bring magnificent classics, the products of decades of Maserati’s glorious constructing and racing history, worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. And…

This guy used to play drums for E. T. Mensah and the Tempos, the amazing highlife band.

Shit is organic. Eat that, “Shaman.”

Raphael! Yeah! Knew you was smart as soon as I laid eyes on ya!

300 HP, manual transmission, air-conditioning, based on a ‘72 Suburban, I could go for that (provided I won the lottery).

The first three times I drank tequila, I got so spectacularly sick, for hours on end, that to this day I can never drink tequila again, even though those incidents were four and a half decades ago.

This is deliberate contempt of court, as if to say “We can’t even be bothered to read the document we’re submitting to the court. After all, this trial is a sham anyway, the fix in in. So, as far as I, counsel for the defendant, am concerned, you, ‘your honor,’ ptui, can kiss my ass.”

I just want to know where I can buy heavy cream without carrageenan.  You can drink that from a shot glass.  It’s especially nice when you drop in a couple of blueberries or raspberries.

Rep. M. T. Greene is unquestionably a loonie-toon, but as far as I know she wasn’t actively cooperating with the Trump trash when they broke in to murder her colleagues, whereas her equally delusional fellow gun nut Rep. Lauren Boebert apparently was doing precisely that, tweeting out Nancy Pelosi’s location even…

• Boy, this is complicated.

I have no idea how the shift linkage in a 911 works, but I bought a used ‘04 Miata with an absurdly sloppy shifter. My previous two Miatas had had 5-speed gearboxes and the new one had a 6-speed box, so at first I thought “I guess the 6-speed transmissions just suck,” but after a little research I found out this could…

It warms me with happiness to know that these exclusive, multi-million dollar lug-zhury estates in the Hamptons actually have lousier sewage systems than the trailer park I used to live in in Pinellas Park, Florida, one of the lowest, most flood-prone areas in Pinellas County.

Don’t scream, you’ll hurt your throat! It’s all of between 0.5% and 1.0% of her entire portfolio.

According to the Internet, which is always reliable and never ever lies, Nancy Pelosi is the seventh wealthiest member of congress, with a personal net worth of about $110-million. So we’re talking about somewhere between 0.5% and 1.0% of her investments. At the same time she, or her financial adviser, bought similar…

This is one of those dumb-ass concept things that will not reach actual customers any time in the near future. I’m also wondering whether Tesla’s ever going to make that stupid looking “pickup truck.”

I have two non-negotiable demands: stick-shift and  air conditioning.

Seems like Shelley vs. Kraemer would prohibit any enforcement of that deed.

Rocket Man’s just fucking with us now.  Fucking troll.

That would definitely add adventure to one’s commutes on multi-lane roads. Every time you’d pass a Tesla, you’d be thinking, “I hope he doesn’t want to adjust his position in the lane, where he slightly turns the steering yoke and launches his car into a mad right-angle swerve smack into me.”