Yeah us dumm peeple what only has hi-skool diplomas only knoe simple words! I coudn’t hardly make hed nor tail what that cute girl was talkin about! But I done figured out “misogyny” all on my own; it means “vermouth,” which you mix with gin.

No other state has better sunshine than Florida.

You could put four of those babies on a C6 Corvette.

You’re completely right of course.

“Black Lives Matter” means black lives matter. “All Lives Matter” means all lives matter. “Police Lives Matter” means police should be able to murder non-police with complete impunity.

Yeah, sure, all that stuff is fine, but remember, Charles Manson was a Californian. Worse, Ronald Reagan was also a Californian.

I’m sure it’s gone already, or else I’d very seriously consider driving to Gainesville - only 130 miles away - and picking it up. What a boulevardier!

No, it’s not that the Republicans don’t know, or refuse to acknowledge, how they scooped up all the Dixiecrats after LBJ knifed them in the back. The party bigwigs know it all too well. They thought they could control and use the Klan trash and now they have been overrun by them; now whenever Southern racists or “Q”…

It could be a joke, however!

See, the derivative word changed the meaning of the suffix.

“I mean... we’ll be done with this virus thing in like two months” I told myself in March...

Buy a second chair.

So this “air fryer” thing. Never looked at one before, but it seems like it might be useful. There’s no way I’m ever going through the trouble of deep-frying when cooking for one, but like everybody else I love fried chicken. Is it good for fried chicken? Should I get the cheap three quart model or spend the extra…

My guess is they had that high-class Bennet-quality editorial review, like the New York Times had recently. “Of course I didn’t read the editorial! Do you think I’m the janitor? I am the editorial page editor. I don’t read articles, like some kind of mere employee! I go to cocktail parties!”

I guess if they win, they’ll want to dig up my foreign-born father and deport his bones. He was a Master Sergeant in the U.S. Army in the Second World War and, for fifty years afterwards, a disabled veteran. His grave can be found in the Bay Pines Veterans Hospital graveyard.

I’df have gone for a ‘67 myself, because (at least in the U.S.) that was the year they went to a 12-volt electrical system.

Torch: “I’ll be in my bunk.”

An elitist with a fancy car who can afford to spend a lot of time and money on a real race track. “If you can’t afford a race-prepped track-day car, then who cares about you, anyway? Trudge, drudge.”

If electronic computers could properly interpret phenomena as “challenging inputs,” they could most certainly be programmed to handle them, possibly more competently - definitely more quickly and predictably - than us slow organismic computers. When a Tesla on autopilot cruises into a Jersey barrier, it’s not because…

Actually I haven’t yet, but it bet it was good. She’ll bring the heat to the campaign, too. What a team! Smiling, conciliatory Sen. Joe, glad-handing everybody and everybody’s friend, paired with the whip-smart Sen. Kamala, nobody’s fool and sure as Hell not your friend, “Individual #1.”