Oh, stop complaining. You didn’t want to go out in public for the next two years anyway, did you?

Have you ever heard the story of how Florida was created?

It appears that the ejection port on the AR-15 is pointed in the direction of the inside of Sgt. Rock’s right elbow.

Furthermore, if she had produced her photo ID that also wouldn’t have proved that she was a paying guest. She could have stolen the ID from a legitimate guest.

Does this mean no more Dilbert?  Aw shucks.

Yeah, for a President that was actually a dirt-simple problem, in terms of making up your mind what to do. Even I could have done this one right, and I know as much about the practical day-to-day management of a government as I do about brain surgery.

I think they think, this is the big last-resort game-changer in the upcoming elections, where all the polls show die Partei so far behind. They’re going to get the hoods and bedsheets out and march down the streets being loud ‘n’ proud racists, and they hope by doing so to energize all the non-voting racists and turn…

2x, at least; combat pay.

Too bad Hell doesn’t really exist.

“Is you is or is you ain’t?”

The problem is, these hats merely suggest “social distancing.” What cautious citizens need is a bush axe, to enforce  “social distancing.”

The one on the right is John Steed’s brolly, the one on the left is the sun-hat Emma Peel wore to the beach.

Woo, she’s hot.

That’s a pretty easy choice for me. If I had to choose between a “dream house” with a dishwasher and the same “dream house” but without the dishwasher, I’d go for the second choice.

Oh nonsense! Look at history. As soon as the Black Muslims appeared in their stylish suits, they instantly garnered the respect and support of the entire white community. I remember the white parents of my schoolmates at my Southern segregated elementary school in the early sixties saying, “You know, I never had an…

Conversely, if officers are universally guaranteed to lose nothing by performing sloppy, inept work and arresting the wrong people, as a necessary result of it being “a case of mistaken arrest,” when the wrong guys get arrested, the actual criminals “will go unapprehended”.

You mean they’re actually pausing the roll-out to make sure the thing works correctly right from the start?  Who in the car industry even does that?  Everybody knows that the car industry paradigm is “the Vega model,” that remarkable success story from GM in the 1970s.

Good Lord, that’s awful. By the time the driver’s line of sight meets the road, it’s already over the horizon.

Larry Kudlow, in his capacity as a professional economist, also warned us in 1993 that the Clinton administration’s tax hikes would collapse the U.S. economy. Some of you younger people, who weren’t around or were in grade school at the time, might not remember the U3 unemployment rate (which went from 7.5% to 4.2%…

That will do you no good at all. Having watched you guys drive here there ‘n’ everywhere across over the public roads -what, you ain’t never seen a palm tree before? hey! put your fucken phone down! - we actually consider that you-all outa-staters, AKA “tourists,” are the really crazy ones.