It’s adorable that you think the far-right Republicans, now controlling all three branches, will let you guys keep your weed.

Yeah, this just reeks of “Why should I have to clean up when you made all the mess?”

“If you know that someone else is handling the dishes, you’re less motivated to clean as you go and use as few dishes as possible.”

I feel like that might work in a household where cooking is split up and not all on one person

Jesus this is depressing

I was at Penn at the same time as Melker. Donnie was indeed a sad sack of a human being who peed everywhere and assaulted everyone. He belonged to the most rape-y of rape-y fraternities and comfortably communicated with his asshat brothers in the misogynist language of his father and...he just sucked. He really did…

Don’t like being sniped with a shotgun

It’s actually not an iOS10 complaint uniquely but it’s gotten worse in iOS10. Apple is pushing harder to get people to stop buying music and listening to their own music. They’re slowly removing the useful features in the music app so people will move into their subscription model.

Wells Fargo got busted for stacking pending payments by highest to lowest order, intentionally to get you to overdraft on the 1st payment then avalanche you with the following.

The worst is the way the process payments, which I hope this fixes.

I guess it’s a smart move to slip this in on a Friday afternoon, but man, why not just chop your balls off and mail them to the guy?

Please don’t let it be Tom Hanks, which was the name that sprung to my mind. I’d die inside.

Tempted by the wirestripper but nothing else looks useful to me. Last time they had a goldbox they had a great roll of vice grips, plyers, and such. That was good.

Tempted by the wirestripper but nothing else looks useful to me. Last time they had a goldbox they had a great roll…

If you’re at all squeamish, a spring trap might not be pleasant but it’s typically pretty quick. Sticky traps can be a fucking HORROR SHOW. The first and only time I used sticky traps, I had a mouse chew off his own feet trying to escape, at which point his head got stuck into the glue. And then they just die of…

Every time I read these games about players trying to find meaning in this game I keep wondering. How have you not figured it out, it’s just another abandoned concept like the dozen others. Move on people until its patched its not worth sinking more time into.

This assumes they actually serve a purpose. Seeing that 99% of the things in this game don't, I think it's a safe guess to assume they're working as intended (by having no function).

To avoid all the click bait

Yes, it’s just millennial entitlement, that’s a pretty easy way for you to brush aside criticism of the game. As you said, within the first couple of hours of playing. You get 2 to explore all the mechanics in the game, check out how everything works and decide whether or not to continue to play. That’s two hours with…

Found the never-nude.