We’re just one fatberg away from armageddon. 

Sorry to hear that. Are you on the mend?

We’re pooping in bags until further notice, Muftak.

This whole ordeal, just like the Silent Sam debacle, has been a shit show proving that the administration tends to be perfectly content with upholding white supremacy while using us staff and faculty members taking Diversity and Equity in Research training and pushing to rename buildings on campus as a fig leaf. Got…

I’ve been singing the praises of a film featuring a giant ape fighting a giant dinosaur, so no hot takes from me.

Fuck

Genuinely did not know this. Thanks for the info.

Yooo, careful telling her to go to Congress. She may take that literally and emerge as another Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Looks like Kinja is completely wiped over at AV Club.

Never thought I’d see the day those old “penis inspection day” 4chan greentexts would become reality.

Whoops, I mixed up the name “blue ghost firefly” with their special glowing feature. They don’t pulse, they just constantly glow.

I’ve been trying to convince my friends to follow this site’s edict and eat the cicadas.

We get them here in the summer, but I haven’t noticed them yet.

For fuck sake!

“and gives even less of a shit about podcasts”

That’s what I’m wondering. How much will it take for their supporters to decide enough is enough? I know for some abortion is the single issue they will ever care about, but surely not everyone wants to be miserable.

I liked “Babalon” more than “I’m in Heaven,” but either way, I’m glad he’s leaning into his “make you question reality” performance art on this album.

Yo, how do I get a visa to this Bizarro World with the radical socialist agenda?

This might be the one appropriate use of “both sides,” because, fuck sake, media outlets of every stripe publish those garbage headlines nonstop now.

When I adopted my dog, the shelter told us she was “aggressive.” I’ve had her for four years now, and she’s never bit anyone on my watch (I can’t speak to her life before us, but it must not have been good, given her scars and deep anxiety and trust issues). To help her, we trained with a behaviorist for a year, and…