Holy fucking shit.

How many times did Marmalard say the word “heck” in those post game interviews?? I even heard him say a “shoot” and “knucklehead” - he’s really living on the edge tonight!

OH GREAT, another berth. Just what the Rivers household needs!

Aside from the ice as our medium, there is no comparison between our sports.

Meanwhile, the Golden State Warriors’ Oracle Arena in Oakland had just one high-level violation across 89 food outlets—of fucking course. Just be happy for those deviant Soylent chuggers and their lack of beef drip.

Dad, I’ve asked you not to talk to me like that in front of my friends. We’ve discussed this at length with Dr. Francis.

This story is all kinds of bullshit.

But they put him back in with no additional knowledge about the severity of his injury.

Surprised Ben didn’t just go in anyway. He seems the type of guy to do that.

Dembele didn’t show up late at practice, he arrived early for the game.

Good read, but I disagree with your assessment on Milwaukee. Planting a team there gives you approx 80% of the state’s media market (call it ~4.5M people once you remove oddball Chicago expats and then the residents in the NW who will always gravitate towards MN teams). From there, all you do is stoke the ‘Scon’s …

Grungey.

I’ve never understood why there wasn’t more of a push towards Milwaukee. It feels like a natural fit with local rivals and a history of hockey in the state.

Vegas can’t even recapture Vegas’s magic.

They’re just like us....

It really isn’t that amazing when your owner is Snyder. 

 
Is there an available quarterback who might have belonged there, or at least played forcefully enough to give his team a chance in the way that Sanchez so clearly couldn’t? The answer is so obvious and routinely proven that I don’t even need to mention his name.

That makes sense and I’m sure we all understand. Thank you for the update.

We’re not giving details out of respect for his family’s privacy. Thanks for understanding.

As a lifelong Dolphins fan born in Miami long after the 70s, I don’t have a ton to hang my hat on, but owning the shit out of Tom Brady down here is a tiny morsel of accomplishment that I will savor with every fiber of my being.