Dude looks scarily like Seth Macfarlane ...

Big friggin’ patootie ... wheelies are lame and only those who easily impress themselves, get boners by attempting them. ‘Oh look, I have a wheel off the road, therefore I must have just earned a spot with the Avengers!' Not even close, pal .. especially considering that nearly every moron with a bike has tried to…

Nope ... looks more like an IL-14 (Russian). Plus DC-3 was a tail dragger.

How many fans have you seen asleep at a racing event vs. a baseball snooze fest? I guess that makes baseball the primary 'sport' for the insomniac.

Land Wrangler Suspender?

Earthquakes? Landslides? Pffffft .... definitely caused by monsters.

Except for the rounded beak, it kinda looks like a junior version of the 'hugely popular' Ford Flex. (I'm sure it will sell in crazy numbers to ________ !)

I'm guessing that she also drove the Black Pearl ...

That's not a tank. That's a barn with an erection.

I fully expect that there will be an immediate call for helmets with faceguards as a requirement for this violent sport.

When I hear absurd comments like his, I just yawn and get out my smallest brush to sweep away little tick turds like Bernie.

That age old question has finally been answered. There was a German Inquisition, and this was the primary torture device.

Obviously a brilliant and well sorted out plan ... until the air runs out, then Plan B kicks in. It was called the 'Jonah Scenario' where he summons a white shark and rides to freedom within the animals digestive tract. We'll be hearing again from this crafty fellow, I'm sure.

Strangely, most of my friends from Massachusetts call all sodas 'tonic' ... didn't see that on the map, however. Maybe it's a Boston thing ...

I’m sure there will always be room in the developmental kitty for another few hundred million bucks to develop a system that allows an unfortunate pilot to exit when this plane finds flying to be too much of a challenge.

hmmmm ... all that lipstick and still wearing granny panties.

Now if Roger Goodell would just wade into this fray to give it some legitimacy. Dieselgate, VW ... now on to the Supreme Court, but do it quietly ... because some TDI owners are delicate and sensitive individuals who evidently consider this rather funny piece of paper horrific and it offends them terribly. A Post It…

Flux capacitor ... $500 option.

Truly a great smoky beast of an aircraft, but as I've never actually seen one in person flying a demo routine. I wonder if it's as loud as a F14, which I did see performing at an airshow a decade or so ago. It was like experiencing continuous thunder up close and personal, sort of like watching a Saturn V lift off…

During those rainy shut in days with nothing better to do, I frequently sit and wonder what a car would look like if designed on an Etch-A-Sketch by a blind person with crippling arthritis ... Question answered. Thanks, Jason. Now I can finally move on to how to make a racing suspension with underpants elastic and…