You are also underqualified.

Also, when you’re down by one point you should always go for a safety. That way you still have one to spare.

Those 53% of white women who voted for Trump are still fine with Trump.  We need to stop with the Leftist fantasy that Trump voters are horrified by him or turning on him.  They worship him and they will vote for him again.  

Is it 1995 already?

It was a good call. The rule book clearly states that the pass rusher shall not, at any point during the course of a play, interfere with the Quarterback’s ability to throw the ball, run, or otherwise participate in Quarterback-like activities. Michael Bennett recklessly ignored the ancient rules of the game and will…

Seriously, Billy still seems pissed about The Atlantic’s coverage of Grover Cleveland during the 1888 election or something.

Isn’t she French? Why would she need help covering medical bills to prevent infection? Isn’t that something that government health insurance covers or are exploding eye balls excluded?

I’m assuming that “play tennis with Mom at CCC” means play tennis at Congressional Country Club.

It’s the obvious answer, but I’d watch anything with Gus Fring.  

“Lena Dunham”

That’s the literal definition of trolling.  The inferior person holds some minor thing over the head of the superior person and annoys them with it.

Casablanca must have been a confusing movie for you.

Still peanuts here in PA. And they literally cook everything in peanut oil and announce so on the door. So anyone with a peanut allergy has no business visiting.

For a moment I thought that the Justin Bieber image was of a sickly individual with patchy, alley-cat hair all over his chest. Then I realized that it was just shitty tattoos.

Didn’t the temp dip into the low 70s last night in NYC?  Did she want the heat turned on in August?  I’m all for Nixon, but 76 is a crazy number. 

I honestly thought that this movie already came and went like a year ago.

Seems low to me. First editions of The Great Gatsby and Ulysses go for more and they are a century younger and probably more common to come across.

The solution is so easy. Whoever leaves the dugout/bull pen/field position to participate in this bullshit is automatically thrown out of the game. Then, whichever team has the discipline to just sit on their hands will have the advantage and will get to play the remainder of the game against the three random players…