She’s Julia Roberts. She doesn’t follow; she leads.

Lots of urban goats in Portland Oregon.  They are used to control the growth on lots that are about to be developed.  It’s weird.

He should be banned from participating in the rest of the world cup for conduct unbecoming to the game of soccer. That shit would stop immediately if FIFA wanted to enforce a conduct standard.

That Drago reveal is epic.

This is why I’ve never complained to a waiter or waitress once. Even when they bring the wrong meal or overcharge. I just assume that everyone is as angry as you are and it is just easier to say “thank you,” eat the meatloaf you didn’t order, and pay for the milkshake you never received and move on.

I’m sure that Skip Bayless is working up to it at the moment.

If I had more audio editing skills, I would totally stitch together Leach’s talks or press conferences to produce a lecture on something he would find disgustingly offensive like preserving open spaces or how shooting unarmed innocent black men is morally wrong and then send it out through Twitter. He would clearly be…

I thought that maybe she was finally confronted on holding the wine glass incorrectly. It literally comes with a handle! Why do people insist on holding it by the bowl?

It seems like Branco owns the original script and Gilliam used it without permission.

In a 2 out game it seems pointless for the pitcher to be paying so much attention to the runner on 1st. Oh well, he steals 2nd. Big deal. But man, that pitcher just could not get out of his mind that staring down the runner on 1st was the most important thing to be doing on that field.

I’m sorry. I’ve read multiple versions of this story and not one of them has specified which food cart pod he was in and in which neighborhood. There are hundreds of active daily food carts in Portland and I want more info about which neighborhood this occurred within and which cart this man was running.

Media: What was this other person, wholly not yourself, thinking? And keep in mind that anything you say will be used against you.

The golfing during Oregon wildfire photo was such a fraud. I mean, the picture was real, but the fires were about 5 miles away, across a gigantic river (the Columbia). The shot angle and the zoom manipulated everyone into thinking that the fires were adjacent to the neighboring fairway or something.

Is the official position of Jezebel to oppose equal pay for women in the entertainment industry? That’s certainly the implication of this article whose message is essentially: we found a woman who is receiving equal pay for her equal work. Let’s shit on her for it and, by extension, the producers, agents, and others…

Why does Paul DeJong hate the game of baseball so much?

“Getting” is such a strong word to use here. Charlie Rose is “getting” a new show in the same way that I am “getting” a hundred million dollar lottery ticket this weekend...in that we are both making lots of plans for what will happen when we “get” it.

Strange that he answered “no” to the mental illness question. Didn’t the guy suffer a serious brain injury a few years ago that drastically changed his personality? And he almost died during the episode? It doesn’t excuse his behavior, but the stories about the brain damage were legitimately frightening.