Surprised Philadelphia isn’t on there.

the most accurate part of is that he punts from basically his own goal line. even in the land of make believe the Browns have shot themselves in the dick 

Just last week I fucked around and got a triple-double.

holy shit the Falcons are 55 years old? 

Come on.

Moblie was the less-cute ape-raised child in the Jungle Book

Just think how profitable you could be if not for the outrageous paper expenses!

/reads headline

Agreed on the pets. My wife grew up with dogs. I did not. She wanted a dog after a couple years of marriage. I hesitated, but ultimately relented (who didn’t see that coming), but had two rules:

I have a good friend who is a DND nerd (or was before kids). A few years ago, we met up to drink and he showed me his new sweet tattoo: a pair of some nerd dice. I looked at it and asked what it rolled. He was like, “20, duh.”

‘You can’t even beat your man. Just shut up and watch me.’

Maybe he thinks they’re playing Westbrook again?

I have unfortunately been kicked out of Triple Rock in Berkeley for this very offense because someone saw.

He should be fine.  Resident Evil taught me that all wounds should be treated with herbs. 

Warriors Investigators Ask To Whom Bell Tolls

I bet he finds it hard to make friends in the Hispanic community everywhere.

Man, those Northern Michigan grads are just the worst people.

I think it’s two fold. They don’t seem to have any rhythm on defense. And offensively, there’s no harmony. Without rhythm and harmony, they aren’t even what they pretend to be.

You’d think Johnson would’ve learned to live with his aides by now.