True, but tequila is still an option and I LOVE a good tequila.

I spent longer than I should have bagging groceries, but I was a 2-time state champion. The prize? A few hundred bucks and a trip to Vegas for the Nationals. The first year I was even filmed as part of a documentary, but I don’t think any of my stuff ever made the air, as I ripped my bag during the contest (too much…

“It takes 3 ingredients to make a cocktail, 2 is an emergency” *Peggy, Mad Men

OR WHEN THEY DON’T KNOW THE FUCKING PLU AND WONT LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TELL THEM IT’S 4065 FOR FUCKING GREEN BELL PEPPERS

That’s just making sure you’ve got a fall guy to carry the weed. Smart team building.

Good point, though their game is against San Francisco, so one of them was going to be wearing gold/yellow. It certainly makes more sense to have a yellow Cardinal than a gold, uh, who knows what a ‘49er is anyway?

Thanks for stopping by, Simmons.

You’re assuming that if Steph had 50 shots he’d make his last 26 at the same rate he did the first 24.

“I liked that scene where Ironing Man and Whore and the other Revengers went for some schwarber after beating the aliens.”

UT grad here, completely agree. But inflated self-worth is the definition of a Texan, so it may as well be the same as its “best” city.

pie charts or it didn’t happen

That looks more like the Michael Brown defense....

Mainly because he would have given up because he was stuck in Albany.

Dinger-socking contest? Looks like a case for... Chris Paul!

Rather than Hearhstone, I figure we could give it a better moniker. Might I suggest “Madden the Gathering”?

I miss the Pants Parties. I love the idea of an NCAA Preview edition — which we actually had made into a printable PDF! Because it was 2007! — written entirely by unpaid readers, with no actual connection to the games themselves. If I would have thought to have put a price on it, I could have come up with the original…

Well done! You’ve just been placed on the Dean’s list at both Alabama and Tennessee.

I worked stadium events for the national guard while doing some physical therapy stuff. I am NOT a Ravens fan, but every Sunday, in uniform, I drove a fancy ass hummer (18 or so speakers, a fancy paint job, and some weird lighting syst) and parked in their main tailgating lot. You know, the one the cops cleared the…

Let’s never forget that Baltimore fans once thought seizing an NFL franchise was an appropriate use of eminent domain.

Add a comma and it makes more sense.