I read him at the daily Illini.

“My firing reminds me of the 1980 playoff series between the Celtics and 76ers, where in game 5, Larry Legend hit 5 of 19 from the field while Dr. J put up 25 ppg in the series. Bird got smoked in game five while I sat in the rafters of the Garden with my Dad. He sat that dumbfounded for a good 45 minutes before we…

“Brecon” like “Suburban white assholes.”

No one has ever managed anything close to Curry’s 3pt percentage when shooting anywhere near the number of threes he takes per game. That’s the literal definition of “historically unprecedented.”

I KNEW IT

By the way, the kids have not banned Shirtless Dad yet.

I won’t disagree with most of your statements, but I take great offense to the jalapeño comment. Sitting in their own juice makes them far better, no question.

Cheez-Its or Goldfish (cheddar), who you got?

This piece is about easier ways to lose weight. Cutting out sugar isn’t easy.

Melodica. World Series, Game 7, and this comes out for the national anthem. It would rule:

As someone who works at a corporation slightly bigger than Disney, I kind of get his point. If all the suits come from the same schools, and I get the feeling they do, getting money invested into the 'product' is not the same as getting it for the staffing. Now, in media, writers are the product, so it's quite easier…

Sounds like you need to work on your defensive rebounding!

Christ, even Jolie Kerr has to use burner accounts. Thanks, Kinja!

Griffin hopes this will silence the doubters who said he would never have more than one goodyear.

"I wonder how far I can punt my career?"

I believe the idea was being transported back after being corrupted by the presence of smartphones. I remember what it was like before the internet. It wasn't a problem. But now that I have had internet, if you sent me back to a time without it, I might get frustrated. It's akin to being sent to times before ice or…

I know this is way beside the point, but bananas are infertile.