So for the first time in NFL history, the Browns are 0-12 heading into week 12!

+1 for awesome old school movie reference...

Must be a slow night...

I dunno man. No one likes a spitter.

You make the American mistake of thinking they even have a TV to watch this on...

Double down to 10 games if it's sexual assault...

Would you be surprised if it came out that they were picking up gay guys at a notoriously gay bar to go back and have gay sex?

Sadly the police don't even attempt to fight crime unless it's really easy, as in this case.

Do they send these to Africa like they'll Super Bowl shirts of the losers?

+1 from a fucked teacher

Who is Max Hall??

Those tailgate parties are about to get a whole lot more interesting!

So do the Eagles hire a black coach now? Much to the dismay of Riley Cooper and LeSean McCoy?