What in God's name is wrong with you? Did a pack of rabid bronies burn your village and abscond with your cattle? Did the vicious brony hordes sweep down from the desolate north and bring with them weeping and fire and sword?

I'd like to correct some technical data which is incorrect, if I may. Now, before I get started, I should let it be known that clearly the outcome still exists (the man is injured). Even though all that water weighed 3300 pounds, it's not accurate to say 'imagine dropping a Toyota Camry on yourself from 22 feet…

It's because of increased gay acceptance. Closeted gay teens were always one of the most likely groups to get pregnant or get another teen pregnant. Now that being gay has less stigma they have less pressure to have hetero bareback sex to "prove" their straightness.

I think kids are more sophisticated these days (and therefore more pessimistic and weary) and are not kidding themselves about how miserable things can be.

I read speculation that, like the drop in violent crime, it could be related to the dramatic drop in childhood lead exposure when leaded gasoline was done away with. Basically, it boils down to being less impulsive as a society because we aren't all slightly brain damaged by our environment.

I was thinking along those lines too. It may not be the only factor but it may contribute. I have heard that teenagers don't hang out in malls anymore. They can just stay home and communicate and entertain themselves using the internet. Maybe that lead to less teenage sex?

I think for some people, they can have a civil discussion and just agree to disagree and leave it. Some unicorn people. I cannot do that, I create a pearl of outrage and piss and anger if I try to "agree to disagree" about something I really, really care about. It surfaces later with a greater intensity. Because I…

Did anyone else read that as the Olympic DRIVING Team?

Of course he doesn't drive a car...

Very well said. I just don't like to see people victimized, BUT if I were in that band it would seem pretty cool to me. Just being honest.

Yeah, that is surprising, isn't it? My small experiences have been similar to yours, in that marching band kids tended to be overwhelmingly socially liberal in general. We may have to consider (disgusting as it seems) that the people saying these things may not really think they're being homophobic. People (and…

The thing with the girl faking an orgasm on her brother's lap is a tad weird, but yeah, this seems like perfectly fine behavior as far as hazing goes. Good times had by all and what not.

Seriously, I was never in band, but if I was, this would be the band I would want to be in. Also I'm gay, I would either claim the mushroom stamp trick as my own or get to be best friends with that guy.

I know, the pace and timbre are way off. It doesn't flow well at all. Wholly unlistenable and non-musical.

So, college students acted silly and no one got hurt. Why is this even a story aside from those that wrote it getting to type out all of those ridiculous nicknames? If this kind of stuff was the worst that goes on at our nation's institutes of higher learning, we'd all be in in great shape. I mean, this doesn't…

Why not? It's funn

This is hilarious

This is excellent vaudeville. They are only under scrutiny because they're not Ivy. No physical violence. No drugs or alcohol abuse. You really want to screw people for having intelligent fun? Yes, some groups are mentioned in a bad light. Oh boo hoo. Let me sing you some rugby songs so you can see how actually…

Lack of bacon is what drives these conflicts. Both religions forbid the use if what must be the tastiest substance known to man.