Huh. Watch the video, experience shivers. Scroll down and yours is the first comment. Shivers immediately deflated. Touching moment of video niceness: 0. Spoilsport: 1.I guess you win!

My bank does the same thing with their online banking. Bravo to them. But what I can’t understand is why in hell they (Hello, Capital One!) can’t be bothered to institute two factor authentication. For Pete’s sake, my email account is more secure than my money, which is fucked up, especially for people who own…

That would be awesome. The sad puppies’ heads would all simultaneously a splode.

That would be awesome.

Kylo Ren is JarJar? Oh, fuck no...

The worst trolls don’t even know they be trollin'.

Virconium. Your comment prompted me to go check audible.com. , which i just started to get into. Its on sale right now for $4.99 with a really sweet narration. Apparently produced by a Neil Gaiman backed audio book venture called “Neil Gaiman Presents”.

Need more hair

That’s because you’re making the critical mistake of taking into account the 2nd trilogy. Remember that in A New Hope Ben Kenobi is an OLD man. There’s just no squaring that circle.

Ok.

Don’t forget LENR!

Oh for goodness sake. Fuck you. You honestly think the American media are full of pictures of your dipshit premier and his cabinet?

Ah, but for most of us united statesian amurikans, it should be noted, this article is literally the first time we have heard mention of this. And it is amazing.

Thank you for this. I (a lowly, saliciously minded amurikan) felt quite seriously alarmed when I saw that photo. Knowing that he just as touchy/smiley mano a mano sets my heart at ease. Seriously, every time I’m reminded of his win I find myself practically swooning in envy over the Canadian people’s new political…

What is this C+ you speak of?

Please god, let him keep it in his pants. There’s too much promise in this new administration to risk it all over a scandal.

*Graphic imagry ahead* So, sometime in the mid 90’s I had just recently gotten online, like most of the rest of the world, and was I agog at all the porn, saving each and every little extra-perverse thing I came across. One time I found a picture of a beautiful young Asian, beautiful, except for one thing. She was…

No, not everybody has some undiscovered phobia. That’s just something someone with a phobia tells their self so that they don’t feel like freak for peeing their pants at the sight of a spider, or toast, or whatever irrational thing it is that they are frightened of.

My first movie theatre memory is age 5, waiting outside the theatre (the huuuuge line) at night with my parents, and my mom pointing to a stormtrooper on the poster, explaining that that he was one of the good guys, “because he’s wearing white”. : ) And then inside, the movie starts,and there’s the scroll, which I…

To me that just sounds like snarky 1970’s era journalistic sarcasm. I kind of doubt there were many little kids who wanted to be Richard Nixon, also.