Something must be wrong with me, cause I find all of this completely hilurious. Even the HITLER song. Da fuq is the matter with my brain?

Poverty? But there's a tv in every pot! And a value-meal Big Mac on every plate! Godsfuck, man, there's no poverty in AMERICA! And don't talk to me about college, housing and healthcare. Those are all red herrings anyway.

Thanks for that. For the life of me I couldn't remember how to write a proper musical accompaniment. : )

Your joke fell flat...footed?

They don't got shoes in Africa? Sounds fishy to me. LOL. So many posters talking like all these Africans have no shoes because, Africa duh. Is this really the case that there is rampant shoelessness among Africans who grow up to participate in track and field events?

This.

Don't know about elsewhere's, but here in new orleans the camera only gets you if you enter the intersection after the light turns red. Must truly suck to have to fear the eye in the sky over a yellow.

Biscoff cookie spread. Available at Target. It's goooood. Comes in crunchy or smooth, just like peanut butter.

Glad i could be of a help. More information of a similar kind can be found at beastforum dotcom. Requires a free login, and has a twee frustrating download limit but can be worth it if you like such.

I totally agree. I can't say that I have ever heard one of her songs, but as a media personality, or whatever, I find her to be refreshing. She presents herself as someone who likes sex and is maybe a little bit pervy. I'm cool with that. Oh, and did they mention? She has boobs! Thats like, Awesome!

Let's see her do a cannibal cupcake and then I will stand up and take notice. Is it just me or does she seem to drop a lot of hints in that direction? Probably it's just me. sigh. fap fap.

The dude's all like "Oculus is dead to me". WTF? Was oculus like, his best friend, then oculus went and fucked the dude's girlfriend? " YOU ARE DEAD TO ME! NEVER DARKEN MY DOORWAY AGAIN, YOU TRATOR!" These dipshits. I don't know whether to lol at them or cry for their asshated stupidity.

"hung up on" get it? He's making a pun, related to some shit.

"Bless your stupid, stupid heart"

Would someone kindly institute a worldwide genocide aimed at religious fundementalists of all stripes please? Thanks.

Trogdor?
Just kidding. All seriousness though, there's a game I would LOVE to have on my iPad.

I used to sing thusly to my dog Roscoe (to the tune of Johnny Guitar):
Chew it again, chew that soup bone,
Oh, my Roscoe
There, was never a dog, like my Roscoe,
Like the one, they call, Roscoe Dog-Boy ....
and repeat

I want an interior one, yes I do (with sound), so I can record every moment should I ever get pulled over by a (bad) cop