Let's see her do a cannibal cupcake and then I will stand up and take notice. Is it just me or does she seem to drop a lot of hints in that direction? Probably it's just me. sigh. fap fap.

The dude's all like "Oculus is dead to me". WTF? Was oculus like, his best friend, then oculus went and fucked the dude's girlfriend? " YOU ARE DEAD TO ME! NEVER DARKEN MY DOORWAY AGAIN, YOU TRATOR!" These dipshits. I don't know whether to lol at them or cry for their asshated stupidity.

"hung up on" get it? He's making a pun, related to some shit.

"Bless your stupid, stupid heart"

Would someone kindly institute a worldwide genocide aimed at religious fundementalists of all stripes please? Thanks.

Trogdor?
Just kidding. All seriousness though, there's a game I would LOVE to have on my iPad.

I used to sing thusly to my dog Roscoe (to the tune of Johnny Guitar):
Chew it again, chew that soup bone,
Oh, my Roscoe
There, was never a dog, like my Roscoe,
Like the one, they call, Roscoe Dog-Boy ....
and repeat

I want an interior one, yes I do (with sound), so I can record every moment should I ever get pulled over by a (bad) cop