They would be comparing Jeb Bush to Hitler now if things went that way.

I think the cuckhold enthusiasts just need a catchy song to appeal to Generation X and Millennials. Lemme give it a try:

Is it vegetable or mineral?

I thought he was in the double digits by now. That five timer monologue feels so long ago.

Is that the one where he becomes a Keith Olberman-like blogger? I knew this one was a retread.

Goodnight, funnyman.

The fact that all animals, including insects, have ceased to exist seems like a bigger problem. How is the calf even alive with no milk?

Or maybe being gay isn't the only thing that defines him.

If you want more Pulse Nightclubs, Hilldawg is the one for you.

The woman sounds like a Bush soccer mom complaining about homeless people on her street in the early 2000s.

If Trump were Farange, he would be 10 points ahead by now.

OLDER is a future version of Anthony Weiner.

I think you are making a strawman. Name one Republican in the past 40 years who has blamed a woman for divorcing her cheating husband.

John Edwards in 2008 when he knew a bimbo eruption was coming.

Yes because no Republicans are against divorce…

The cabal of white guys in suits just paid that guy to take the blame.

"Vagina" is a much more funny word than "vulva" so I will continue to speak improperly.

And that brings it back to Rosie!

Alec Baldwin's anti-gay tirades are much classier than Trump's anti-muslim tirades. I hope Trump says he's moving to France if Hillary wins.

A Never Trump scientist released the virus to get it over with faster.