Are you really comparing Saddam's gangster regime and Qadaffy's more buffoonish strongman government to an actual elected one? Nobody except their cronies gave a shit if Saddam or Qadaffy died.

Its like The Sara Connor Chronicles had with future people!

And no one would care about a dead Muslim kid in Michigan

What self respecting wife would let her husband wear those glasses? Its their job to tell us we look bad!

So if one Designated Survivor has a baby with another Designated Survivor, that makes the baby immortal? I cannot wait for this plotline!

We all get one freebie apparently.

Nose boogers > Eye boogers

UGHERS's boyfriend must be Tim Wise.

Yeah thats pretty much it.

Just wrestling.

Given the AV Club demographics, I can only assume its Socialists screaming at outright Communists.

But they cover wresling now, so its all good, right?

Make him use the Its Pat money.

A non-spicey one, yes.

Was he acting when he tried to rape Reese Witherspoon and had a shed full of child porn?

Mmmmmm Skittles…..

He probably misses his old glasses.

Spoiler Alert: The people behind the bombing turn out to be old, rich white guys like most seasons of 24.

Isn't that positive eugenics?

Your link isn't working. I am sure he would be richer, but if he had invested all his money in index funds, he wouldn't have had the money to have all that fun in the 80s and 90s.