It pushed him over the edge of not being able to take it anymore.

I just assumed Stan was worried that his son might be gay.

If I wanted to hear a woman talk about my small penis, I'd visit my old 5th grade teacher.

What things? Small penises?

Leslie Jones will have sex with it with hilarious results.

Busting made him feel good!

Even during the heyday of the Man Show, you could tell Kimmel wasn't enjoying all the anti PC stuff as much as Corolla.

I would think the better cities would have frequent party turnover.

Then why have any immigration laws if we aren't supposed to care about them?

You really think getting torn apart by monster trucks is better than waterboarding?

He is populist, not conservative. But that won't stop the lefties here from calling him a conservative wet dream.

The Trump-happy AV Club has been strangely quiet about Anti Trumpers hitting people with sacks of rocks. I am sure its just a coincedence.

Romney was no ones fantasy.

They would be running the same number of stories no matter who the Republican nominee was.

50 years from now, they will still be complaining about a "stolen" election from their nursing homes. Its useless to explain to them.

Why was Chicken George taken to England if slavery was already abolished there?

Hire a Brietbart worker!

A bartender has people? Does he mean his bill collectors?

I'm just glad Bea Arthur did not live to see this day!

I only played Doom on the short-lived Atari Jaguar. I was probably afraid the Nintendo version would be censored like Wolfenstein 3d had been. Plus it was one of the few Jaguar games that looked worth buying to me.